KEVIN FARLEY - Moe
"I was born the same year as Slash. He got the cool name, the mane
and the girls and I got....can we take 5?"

ACT 1

One summer, around the same time that Dylan shocked the world and was booed offstage at the Newport Folk Festival for playing an electric guitar, Tom and Mary Anne Farley had other more important things on their mind - namely the arrival of their most recent boy-child whom they decided to call Kevin.

ACT 2

From an early age it was obvious that Kevin had a gift: he was funny; he had a way with words; he was a genius onstage; he had no shame about wearing funny costumes. So, after majoring in business at Marquette University in Milwaukee, he did what any sane man would do, followed his muse, and for the next six years joined the family business selling asphalt.

Like all salesmen Kevin was soon in therapy and, in one breakthrough session was struck by a divine vision: "I realized that wearing leotards to work, telling jokes and pulling funny faces was something that worked much better in Hollywood than in the asphalt business. I went home that night, dumped all my unsold asphalt out on the street, and bought a one-way ticket to California."

Before you could say, "Don't call us; we'll call you!" Kevin had appeared in a string of hit movies: TOMMY BOY, BLACK SHEEP, BEVERLY HILLS NINJA, THE WATERBOY, THE STRAIGHT STORY and JOE DIRT. Though the chance to play Hamlet still eluded him another arrow was added to his quiver when he was cast to play Doug the fifth member of MTV's hit sensation Boy Band 2gether. Remarkably up until this breakthrough moment nobody knew what an extraordinary singing voice Kevin owned.

Kevin is now happily married and lives under the E in the Hollywood sign.

ACT 3