SOUNDTRACK ALBUM

The sexily titled “Original Motion Picture Soundtrack” is on the way. In the meantime you can hear some of the tracks that might have made it on to the CD. Scroll down to the right, click on a sample and turn it up!

FESTIVALS

Have we submitted to any festivals yet? Yes…and they’re all big ones. We’re very optimistic and think we have a great chance of winning all of them. It’s shocking what a bit of bribery and blackmail can still do for you in this enlightened age!

If you are a festival organizer that was a bad joke – the ones in the movie are much better. We apologize.

FAQ

Just added…The FREQUENTLY ASSED QUESTIONS section of the site. Click on the icon to your right.

THE ‘MAKING OF’

When CALLBACK is finally released on DVD we are glad to announce that, yes, there will be a “Making Of Callback” extra.

Just like the film on which it is based “The Making Of Callback” is hilariously funny, has lots of Moe Jones in it and is mostly in focus.

VIVIAN VALE – the punk chick

vivian

Profession:
Personal Assistant

Favorite Color:
Any shade of Black

Ambitions:
1: Pay off debt.
2: Quit working for Kremenz.
3: Take The Jaded Vampires to the top of the charts.

Influences:
Ramones, Pistols, Clash

Previous bands:
Mojo Wurken, Transatlantic Rhythm Kings

Vivian’s Thought For The Day:
“I don’t wanna be a movie star,
I just wanna get paid,
Don’t have a license, don’t have a car,
I just wanna get laid.”

JACK WOODHARD – the porn star

JACK WOODHARD

Profession:
Adult Film Actor

Previous Film Appearances:
Whitehouse Whorehouse – Carl Rave
Intern-Anal Affairs – Dick Linse
Georgia’s Bush – Eric Shun
Oval Orifice – Dick Chainy
Julius Seized Her – The Humperor of Rome

Ambition:
I want to direct.

Fashion statement:
The thong.

Favorite drink:
Smoothie.

Jack’s thought for the day:
“Relax! It’s not like I asked you to shave my balls!”

GARY WRIGHT – the frustrated writer

Gary Wright

Profession:
Screen-writer (currently “between projects”)

Completed screenplays:
Cargo (A modern techno-thriller that interweaves the story of three struggling baggage handlers, two stewardesses and the diabolical terrorist that brinigs their lives crashing together.)

Ambition:
To meet Jack Woodhard.

Influences:
Shane Black, Joe Eszterhas

Favourite Paper:
Daily Variety.

Gary’s Thought For The Day:
What is the most distinguishing feature of American Journalism over the past 100 years? “Turn to Page 21.”

MOE JONES – the out-of-work actor

Moe Jones

Profession:
Actor – (currently between engagements)

Favorite color:
Anything but black

Favourite type of shirt:
Hawaiian

Ambition:
To get the bad-guy role in the next Die Hard movie.

Previous TV & Film appearances: 
Friends (1 Episode, 1st series – not featured).
Shark Bay III (Drowning Man) – Badfilms
Deadley Inept (The Dead Guy) – Dickfilms
The Kung Fu Incident (Victim) – Funk U Films
Big Bad Copter (The Corpse) – Chopper Flix

Training:
Suzanne Holland’s F.A. Class
Yell & Be Proud Theater
Scott of Antartica Cold Reading Class

Moe’s Thought For The Day:
My parents never abused me, I was never sexually harassed by my teacher, and my pet rabbit lived so long it nearly broke the Guiness book of World Records. So I’m the most fundamentally impaired actor working in Hollywood today.

Representation:
Joseph Wiltenblum & Associates.