MOE JONES – the out-of-work actor

Profession:
Actor – (currently between engagements)

Favorite color:
Anything but black

Favourite type of shirt:
Hawaiian

Ambition:
To get the bad-guy role in the next Die Hard movie.

Previous TV & Film appearances: 
Friends (1 Episode, 1st series – not featured).
Shark Bay III (Drowning Man) – Badfilms
Deadley Inept (The Dead Guy) – Dickfilms
The Kung Fu Incident (Victim) – Funk U Films
Big Bad Copter (The Corpse) – Chopper Flix

Training:
Suzanne Holland’s F.A. Class
Yell & Be Proud Theater
Scott of Antartica Cold Reading Class

Moe’s Thought For The Day:
My parents never abused me, I was never sexually harassed by my teacher, and my pet rabbit lived so long it nearly broke the Guiness book of World Records. So I’m the most fundamentally impaired actor working in Hollywood today.

Representation:
Joseph Wiltenblum & Associates.