FAQ

FREQUENTLY ASSED QUESTIONS

YOU SPELLED ASKED WRONG
No I didn’t.

DOES MOE HAVE ANY BEHIND-THE-SCENES NEWS HE CAN SHARE FROM HIS TIME IN BRAZIL WITH BRUCE?
Under the terms of his contract Moe is specifically forbidden from sharing any backstage gossip from the set of DH5. However, Moe would like his fans to know that hanging out with Bruce was a blast and that they’re back on speaking terms after the infamous piranha incident  which, incidentally, he feels was blown out of all proportion. 

I MET JACK WOODHARD LAST WEEK AND HE ASKED ME ON A DATE. IS IT, YOU KNOW, SAFE?
Define safe. And watch out for the cunningly located statue of the ‘happy’ Cupid in his bathroom. Which reminds us WOODHARD’S TOILET TAPES – Vol 6. will be in stores in time for Christmas.

WHEN IS THE JADED VAMPIRES E.P. BEING RELEASED?
Due to certain contractual difficulties it’s been delayed. However Vivian’s band do have a track on the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack which we hope will be released sometime in August…scroll down on the right for a sampler. Track 6.

ANY NEWS ON BACKDOOR CARGO?
Lots of news…and most of it bad. In a rather predictable turn of events Jack was hoping for more story and a better arc for his character, Randy Pilot, whilst Gary was pushing for a Lesbian three-way on page 1 of the script which, as anyone will tell you, is just not the way they do things in hard-core action thrillers these days.

WHERE CAN I GET A COPY OF “GLAMOUR-PUSS IN HARLEM?”
From the big cardboard box underneath Erika’s bed. VHS or Betamax?

WHERE DOES JOSEPH WILTENBLUM GET HIS WIGS FROM?
Phil Spector’s closet.

WHAT HAS JOHNNY KREMENZ BEEN UP TO LATELY?
Fretting about what will happen if Vivian finds out what he was up to during that colonic last week.

WHERE CAN I BUY MS. HOLLAND’S BOOK?
Sadly Ms. Holland’s magnum opus, FOCKIN’ A – 7 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HOLLYWOOD, is currently out of print. Her next book DAWGEE STYLE – 6 RULES FOR SUCCESSFUL AUDITIONS  is expected to hit bookshelves up and down Sunset Boulevard in the Fall.

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY NEWS ABOUT ‘WIND IN THE DESERT II’?
We spoke to Karl O’Tour last week and it seems that ‘Wind In The Desert I’ was such a stiff that Steven Seagal turned down a Guest Starring spot in the sequel and the Armenian money-men are looking to get MGM interested in a pick-up deal. It seems that Mr. O’Tour’s winning streak has come to an end.

HOW CAN I GET ROSEANNE ROSELANDER TO LOOK AT MY REEL?
Do what everybody else does: send her money and cookies.